dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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