They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
time to smoke my breakfast
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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