You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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