Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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