I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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