oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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