this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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