That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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