Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
where are my eyebrows?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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