I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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