Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
