This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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