We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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it was like eating out sand paper
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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