Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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