Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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