No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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