yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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