But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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