if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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