ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Alive.
So much puke
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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