just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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