Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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