Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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