Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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