Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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