you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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