i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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