Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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