This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
