Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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