Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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