PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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