Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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