Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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