this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
How does one acquire holy water?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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