nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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