I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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