I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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