I can text with my tongue
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Randomize