i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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