unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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