Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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