I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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