ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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