I swear she didn't look like that last week.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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