I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I had to cum in my sink.
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