ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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