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say what?
wanna hang out?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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