i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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