I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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