do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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