Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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