how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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