Whod you bang
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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