Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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