Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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