Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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