I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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